udder TRIPE

weekly explorations in creativity

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Marriage Rites

I know as a lesbian I should be all about having same sex marriages legalized. But really I'm not. My partner keeps telling me we need to go to Hawaii, Virginia, California or where ever the current place is we can get married. And while I am not opposed to taking a vacation in any of those locations I am not going to get married while there.

Which brings up the inevitable 'why not?' question. The answer is simple I am already married, We stood up in front of the people that mattered to us and said vows in accordance with our religious beliefs. That's married folks. It doesn't come much more married than this. What I want are the legal rights that should come with my current state of matrimony (and all the conservative, right wing, fundamentalist, bigots to shut up).

Therefore I have a solution. It will keep those perverted homosexuals from destroying the sanctity of marriage and let me have my rights. See a win / win situation, you can't get better then that. Best of all it is simple, straight forward and supported by the constitution.

I propose to abolish the marriage license, instead everyone can have civil unions. After all the constitution supports the of church and state. So, leave the marrying up to the church, civil unions can be the legal side of it, and everyone can live happily ever after.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Mommy Power

There are alot of things that were better when I was a kid. Being sick is just one of them. But since I have been laid up for the week it is the one that has been on my mind.

Sure the things that make us sick as a kid are in general more creative then most of the things plaguing adults; chicken pox, measles, mumps, scarlet fever, whooping cough to name a few. Not to mention you are more likely to break a bone and require stitches as a child (at least until you hit old age but that is a whole nother kettle of fun).

The thing is, even with a wider range of maladies that involve spots and swelling, being sick as a kid wasn't so bad. Think about it.

As a child when you were sick you didn't have to worry about the Dr bills or how much your \meds cost or even about the money you were losing by not being at work. And best of all you had your mommy.

Mommies are wonderful things, their praises should be sung from the highest tower and they should be showered with gold and jewels. Those providers of magical kisses for boo boos and pushers of soup and juice. Their cool hands sooth our foreheads and their voices lull us into sleep. They took care of you like no one else before or after.

I miss my mommy. Now when I am sick I have to haul my sorry butt out of bed to see the Dr and stock the fridge. Let me tell you there is nothing sadder then a feverish adult with achy joints standing in front of the freezer section trying to decide what they have enough energy to eat. And the aftermath of the flue is not much better.

After being sick you then have the dishes and laundry and used Kleenex. You have everything you didn't do just sitting there waiting for you, staring you in the face and mocking. When you were little there were just sunny skies and if you were lucky all weekend to celebrate. That's the power of mommies and the joys of youth.

I swear the person who starts a mommy service will be rich. Rich I tells you. Just think... before you are sick you fill out a profile, what juice you drink, favorite soup, other sick necessities and what other services you want when you are down sick; dishes done? pets walked? homemade cookies? Once down for the count a quick call covers all your bases, your 'mother comes over with a bag of groceries, calls your employer and tucks you in. 3 days later you have been coddled and pampered and ready to go back to work. I would pay for that, wouldn't you?

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Hiel Hitler

Today I talked to a man from Germany who was in his 80. He grew up under Hitler and served in the German army. Now that his wife is dead he has decided to write his autobiography.

We had been talking about the economy and making money stretch. We talked about growing a garden and the versatility of potatoes. We talked about the merits of chickens versus goats. We talked about survival in troubled times.

Few people realize that Hitler came to power during a horrible depression caused by WWI. He gave the German people hope and jobs. He pulled Germany out of a depression as bad as our great depression. Unfortunately he had to take it a step further with the time honored method of blaming someone else.

For Hitler the Jews were the perfect scapegoat. They had money when others didn't. They had close knit communities that were separate from the rest of the German people (the original ghettos). And most importantly they were different. Having someone to blame and hate drew the German people together as never before, it gave them something to complain about besides their lives and someone besides themselves to blame for everything that was wrong.

Gunter, having first hand experience of these times, had a unique perspective. I know I would read his book if he gets it published. But his final statement really illustrated my issues with the way most people relate to history (and think about political moral issues). He said 'one good thing about Hitler, that woman in Ca wouldn't have octuplets. Hitler let you have one child as an unwed mother on welfare and after that you were sterilized.'

My issue from the historic perspective is the shock people express to such statements and the disbelief that people would really let their government do things like that. Because you see, at that time we were doing alot of the same things, Mental patients and convicts were routinely sterilized. Medical experiments were carried out on people who had no choice and often with out their knowledge. We, the United States, did things every bit as bad as Hitler but no one remembers that except for an occasional special on TV.

The political moral issue is more convoluted. People tend to think of all these great laws to make the world a better place. The rules would apply to other people (because of coarse We would never do whatever the law is against.) Because the laws are applying to others they don't have to be fair. Lord knows people wouldn't be happy if those kind of laws applied to them.

It comes down to one of the founding principles of our great nations, the ones making the laws should be the ones the laws apply to. Also Important is the Government does not control your private life (just what you can do in relation to another).

So welfare mothers, should they be sterilized after their first child? After all each additional child is a burden on the system since they can not support the children they already have. Can and should the government get involved with our basic reproductive rights (this is not just for women dudes, guys can get snipped too).

I think no, that government keeping out of my private life thing. But I think it can create laws that have a similar effect. Offer free birth control to welfare mothers who have a child and make laws that if you become pregnant with a second child while on welfare then the assistance stops.

You then have the starving children issue to address. Do you take the children from their parents? You just removed their financial assistance so you can't restore that. Lord knows we don't have enough social workers and resources to deal with an influx of children into the child welfare system.

The ramifications and issues continue to pile up. And that ladies and gentlemen is why I don't want to be in charge (or why the government sucks).

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

udder TRIPE

I have decide that I need a place to practice my creative writing. I have a notebook I did one year in a create writing class, each day we set down for 15 minutes and just wrote. I also did a weekly column for my college newspaper (even one a regional award). Not to mention several other literary endeavors. I miss that exchange of ideas, even if it was only with me, myself and I, and the stretch of my creative muscles. So I have started a new journal. I will post at least one article weekly on what ever strikes my interest.

Unlike my blog T time which is about me and follows no logic or structure or my food blog High on the Hog, which is a collection of recipes and little else, udder TRIPE will be a place for writing and all that entails. I will even attempt to be grammatical and spell correctly.